Wardrobe Malfunction

While studying in the library, I decided to take a bathroom break. As I was washing my hands, I looked up in the mirror to make sure I didn't look like I had been studying all day, and low and behold I had two different earrings on. They are both flowers; however, completely different. One is cream and small while the other is yellow and big. Both of the people I told this story to said maybe no one told me because everyone thought I was "making a statement." What kind of statement do you make with two different earrings in your ears? The only thing that comes to mind is that you weren't awake when you got ready this morning. Which I wasn't. So I guess I was making the right statement. Now I know to not only check my backpack to make sure I have everything before I leave in the morning, but to check my ears as well.